And finally… what a dick

Jared Hyams, 33, used the phallic sign-off on Australian Electoral Commission documents as “a laugh”, but was astonished by the reaction.

He said: “When I did this signature all of a sudden the sh*t hit the fan. I was receiving letters and phone calls telling me I couldn’t have it. I thought, that’s interesting, why not?”

The ensuing court battles to assert his right to use the signature inspired him to go to law school, from which he will graduate this year.

Mr Hyams has faced repeated defeats, but also succeeded in slipping the signature past a number of government agencies.

He said the experience had “sparked something in me”.

However, teachers at his school have been less than sympathetic - with one tutor reportedly refusing to mark an assessment because he used the crude drawing on the plagiarism declaration.

Hyams said: “It’s been an interesting journey, but none of it is resolved. Everything is just left hanging.”